"Diversity, diversity...that's what we have in common"

(Please be kind...can't believe I'm admitting this...)
Avery: Mom...those things you have on your sides are stretch marks."
Me: Yes, Avery. That's what happens when mommies have babies. Where did you hear about stretch marks?
Avery: From the Cocoa Butter commercial.
Me: Oh, what am I supposed to do for them to go away?
Avery: Just keep growing, and they'll just go away someday!

Avery: Mom, my corn is too cold!
Mom: Oh, I'm sorry...you don't have to eat it then.
Avery: Well I think I like it cold. It's okay. Sometimes bad things happen
...a little bit later...
Avery: (cough cough) Oh no...my corn is too cold. It's making me cough...OH NO...I'm allergic to cold now!

(Not funny...but sweet)
"God doesn't want us to tell stories that can hurt, he wants us to spread nice words" (awww...)

(After Liv was all wrapped up in a towel from bathtime)
"Livvie looks just like baby Jesus"