(while Avery was ever so carefully trying to open her left eye and touch it)
Me: Avery...what are you doing?
Avery: trying to touch my eye, for the VERY first time!
(okay then...proceed...)
Avery: "Mom...supper"
Me: "Avery, you need to start asking me nicely for things"
Avery: "Mom...supper, please?"
Me: "That's a little better..."
Daddy: "Don't talk to your mommy that way...she's not your servant!"
Avery: (looking at daddy) "Are you?"
P.S. photos of the birthday party will come sometime tomorrow!